so we're fucking with her account because she left it here and logged in (on her on computer, imagine! but it's ok, she never uses this anyway.) and Link has already consumed enough "good soup" and been frozen enough times to last him forever.

Is Link gay? How many times has he had the chance to fuck Zelda or some other obnoxious bitch and left her unscathed? Jesus.

I suppose we'll never know.